Conversation with two homies at Pappadeaux happy hour yesterday.... And Im STILL bewildered! James: ...and my sister in law took a picture with that guy. ...uuhhhh...Bacon! Hes famous. Me: You mean KEVIN Bacon? James: Nah... Not him. His name is Bacon...Becan...Belcan... Something like that Zabi : Oooohhhhh! David Beckham! Hes talking about David Becham! Me: No, dummy! BACON sounds nothing like David Bec- James : YES! Thats him!!! I have a picture of them together in my phone!! (Sure enough, he pulls out a picture of his sister in law. ...with David Beckham.) At which point, I (being the belligerent drunk that I am) got angry and proceeded to cuss them BOTH out.... Me: James! Where tha FIZZLE did you get BACON from??? Why cant my ONE sophisticated friend get something right??? .......and Zabi!!! That was the most random guess I have EVER f^€£ING HEARD!!! How tha FEEZY did you come up with DAVID F*€~ing BECKHAM ON THE FIRST MUTHF^€£ing GUESS??? I give tha F^€£ UP! *awkward pause* James: I knew it was David Belckam. ...or something like that. THE MUTHAF^€£ING END!
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 21:17:30 +0000
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