Crazy people out shopping 2day! I was in checkout line at Walmart.. .minding my own biz as usual, this lady in line ahead of me turns around, her jaw drops, she says, Johnny, Johnny, my sweet boy I missed you so much! She goes on saying Im her long lost son...I knew she was mistaken, I let her know my mum lives in pittsburgh, Im not from here, etc...but she goes on & on, I didnt want to embarrass her, so I let her keep talking, knowing she was next to check out...she did but when she rolled out w/her cart she kept turning around, mouthing silent words...after I check out, shes out in the parking lot waiting! Saying she missed me, she loves me, tells me to come over shell make me, mac and cheese again She started crying...when I was getting in my car, I was goin2 smile, wave & leave, but b4 I could get in she grabs onto my leg, saying, No! Dont leave! And starts pulling on my leg! Just like Im pulling yours :)
Posted on: Sat, 30 Nov 2013 23:19:42 +0000
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