Crusade in Kiambu where Njoroge the translator did a real mess – Rib cracking humour An American preaching couple (Reverend Mr & Mrs Stumbles) held a crusade in Kiambu where Njoroge, their Kiswahili translator, did a real mess of the whole event….. And meaning Rev STUMBLE: Everything comes from above! Njoroge : Vitu vyote huja juu juu, STUMBLE: So you see my brothers and sisters, Njoroge :…….Basi ndugu zangu waangalieni akina dada, STUMBLE: know perfectly well, Njoroge :…..Na muwajue vizuri sana , STUMBLE: That all world affairs, Njoroge:………Kwamba mapenzi yote duniani, STUMBLE: are successful only if held from above, Njoroge:………….Hufanikiwa tu ikiwa mmeshikana juu juu. STUMBLE: Remember, faith is your pillar, Njoroge:…Kumbuka kuuamini mlingoti wako, STUMBLE: Keep it first and above, Njoroge:…………..uuweke kwanza juu juu. STUMBLE: Let it run very deep and strong, Njoroge:……………Ndo kisha uukimbize ndani kabisa tena kwa nguvu, STUMBLE:…Should anybody want to test you, Njoroge:…………..Mtu yeyote akitaka kukuonja, STUMBLE:……will feel its work, Njoroge:……………Ataisikia kazi yake STUMBLE:….Then from deep inside you’ll feel peace pouring out, Njoroge:……..ndo kisha baadaye utasikia kutoka ndani sehemu moja ikimwagika nje, STUMBLE: That peace will flow and enter even those you are with, Njoroge:…….Sehemu hiyo ita tiririka na kumwingia uliyenaye STUMBLE: and that peace will remain. Njoroge:…………..Na sehemu hiyo itabakia. STUMBLE: Amen. Njoroge:………… Huyo ni mwanamme
Posted on: Sun, 26 Jan 2014 13:47:55 +0000