Cupid Shot #2396 to #6 on the volleyball team.....GAAAD DAAAAAAMMMMNNN!!!! Girl you got the greatest ass to ever be wrapped in spandex. Millions of years of evolution occurred just to create that heavenly booty. If you were sent back in time, the ancient Mayans would have worshipped dat ass and sacrificed thousands just to appease its roundacious curves. That ass is the answer to the energy crisis, world hunger, ISIS, climate change, polar bear extinction, racism, ebola, general sadness, and evil itself. That ass is whats glowing in the briefcase in pulp fiction, you got the worlds leading mathematicians sweating staying up all night trying to develop formulas to compute the immensity of that posterior. I cant even look for long because its magnificence and intensity rivals that of a supernova. Girl you must be taller sitting down, and also permanently stuck at an obtuse angle cause that ass wont let you stand up straight. the moment I laid eyes on you my heart imploded, but was then reborn by the grace of the gods of booty.......and hey your serve is pretty great too
Posted on: Wed, 24 Sep 2014 04:13:05 +0000
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