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!!!! DISCLAIMER !!!! I would like to preface the following TRUE story by saying I AM NOT AN ABUSED WIFE ! I woke up the other morning to a beautiful orange , blue and purple sunrise. Birds cheerfully chirping away, kids quietly and swiftly awaking on their own....all while blissfully waking from my restful slumber whilst lying next to my wonderful best friend , my hubby. I gently reach over to sweetly trace his jawline in order to sweetly rouse him his slumber. His eyelids flutter open, our loving gaze meet, a smile spreads across his face....sounds great , right ? Then he punches me in the throat ! ( Yeah you read that right...) his reply to this unexpected action.... Mark : There was a spider ...what else was I supposed to do ?
Posted on: Wed, 11 Sep 2013 12:25:02 +0000

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