Dan, a 35 year old New York stock broker had made it so big on Wall Street that he was able to retire at a young age. Using his wealth, he buys a small cottage in the Vermont mountains. After 6 months of hardly any human contact, except for venturing into town for supplies, he hears a knock on his door. He opens the door to find this big, surly, bearded man standing in front of him. May I help you, Dan asks. The names Jim, I live bout two miles down the road in my cabin, the man says. Im having a party this coming Saturday and I thought Id invite you seein that youre new and all here. Dan accepts the invitation saying, Great, I havent been out in six months. Jim says I gotta warn ya, theres gon be a lot a drinkin at this party. Well, Ive been to all the bars in New York and have held my ground with the best of them, Dan replies. A lot of fightin goes on that these parties too, Jim says. Dan replies well, itll be nice to get out and I think I can hold my own. Jim offers, theres also gon be some wild love making. Well I have been alone for the last six months, Dan says with a laugh. So the two exchange numbers and directions and just as Jim is walking away Dan says What should I wear? Jim turns and replies, Whatever you want, just gon be us two.
Posted on: Sat, 20 Dec 2014 09:40:51 +0000