Dating Kalkaska chics is like buying a N.Michigan used car.. It usually dont last long, the body has seen to many winters and the grill looks like it hit a deer.. You also have to invest to much in cosmetics, put up with it breaking down, and sucking your wallet dry. In the end you dont get what you expect.. Turns out to be a bad ride, runs better for your buddy, cant trust it to go to the store and back. Always smells fishy. I know you know what I am saying.. all hail Kalkaska for producing some of the best used cars ever!!
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 12:44:50 +0000