David Letterman may not get any flack from NASCAR, but Ill bet he does get flack from the NAACP, and others such as Al Sharpton and the Rev. Jackson who will absolutely go nuts. David Lettermans Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: #10 - Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol wont stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music # 7 - Pit crew cant work on the car while holding up their pants at the same time. # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt, Jr. # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. # 3 - No Cadillac’s approved for competition. # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CANT DRIVE IN NASCAR....... # 1 - They cant wear their helmets sideways.
Posted on: Sun, 27 Oct 2013 14:12:56 +0000