Deadlifts are easy. By far the hardest training Ive done in the gym was learning all the bro handshakes. When I started, I was a skinny white kid with a limp wrist and a dead fish handshake but now... now I dish out bro handshakes like Obama in his frat days. Ive mastered the slap and clinch, the bump and snap, the pickle tickle. Ive got different handshakes for different bros. I deal more bro handshakes than backstage at a Lil Wayne concert. Ive got goddamn calluses. I can improvise too. If I meet a bro with no hands, Ive got it covered. Well chest bump that shit. Sometimes Ill just mix it up just to keep my bros on their toes. They think theyre getting the grip and flip but then Ill switch it up and BAM... hand grenade! Aww BRO! Sometimes the opportunity comes along to share this knowledge. To impart the wisdom and understanding that my bros imparted to me. Every now and then a skinny white kids walks in with fear in his eyes and a dead fish in his hand. They remind me of myself. Sup bro? *flop* *flop* Hmm. Deadlifts can wait. Theres real training to be done first.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 21:24:22 +0000
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