Dear 10cc I have no idea how a picture of me has come into your possession (although my issues with the lead singer of The Vapors, who has a million of them all around his cell are far greater). I am, furthermore, not at all comfortable with the fact that you are using it to cover a ‘nasty stain’ of thankfully unknown origin. I must therefore: a) insist that the photographic image be removed and disposed of and b) recommend that the offending discolouration be either treated, painted (Dulux match pots are particularly effective) or wallpapered over. Not only is the current situation disturbing to me personally, but it also displays a slovenly attitude to household maintenance On an unrelated note, my wife Jean and I are intrigued by another of your hit records, in which you refer to walking down the street, concentrating on trucking right. We are confused as to your ability to simultaneously traverse a thoroughfare both by foot and via the medium of goods carrying vehicles. It cannot be overlooked however that you may be a little befuddled at present, as evidenced by the fact that you are indecisive with regard to your attitude pertaining to cricket, reggae and Jamaica We also have some suggestions for future hairstyle/leisure trip pop-hits. So far we have come up with ‘Short Back & Sides Self Catering Getaway’, ‘Pageboy Coachtrip’, ‘Crew Cut Excursion’ and ‘Mohican Warner Leisure Weekend Break In Wales’. Hope this helps! Yours Derek Philpott (with help from Wilf Turnbull, neighbour) P.S. Sorry to bother you again, but I must take issue with a further chart success assertion stating that the central characteristic distinguishing living organisms from dead ones and inanimate objects is in fact a typically bean, celery and onion including liquid food of Italian origin
Posted on: Thu, 26 Jun 2014 17:46:22 +0000
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