Dear Citibank US. Id like to take a moment to thank you for the 15 robotic calls today reminding me that I am a few days late with my payment of $50. I am sure glad your operator on the other end of the line didnt see how the American people bailing your asses out to the tune of $476 BILLION dollars due to crooked operations and thieves and my delinquency of a week or so are in anyway related to each other...it made it really easy for a guy who rarely gets pissed off about things to have a vein pop out of my forehead. I promise you, when I can get the money around, youll get it.... your benevolence and ability to see the bigger picture are bastions of good business. I hope you continue to pay your execs in bullion and virgins. They have truly earned it.
Posted on: Fri, 15 Aug 2014 23:44:00 +0000
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