Dear Liz Lemon, While other women have bigger boobs than you, no other woman has as big a heart. When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the 86 World Series, I cried... I cried like a big, dumb homo. And if it was up to me, wed be together forever. But theres a new thing called womens liberation, which gives you women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with. So tonight, when you arrive home, Ill be gone. I officially renounce my squatters rights...
Posted on: Wed, 30 Oct 2013 02:13:13 +0000