Dear Mid Cities Gentleman in the Lame Red Sedan, I couldnt help but notice, among all the over the top macho stickers on your car, the larger than life-sized hand decal posed as The Shocker, and the window sticker that read Four Doors For More Whores. After seeing that, I was compelled to write you this note of sincere thanks. As a father of a daughter and somewhat of a feminist myself, I cant thank you enough for sporting such a clear and loud warning to our women, of just exactly who they should avoid. That takes guts. As a bonus, the rest of us guys have something to make us laugh, and laughter is awesome. Your hilarious public proclamation that you couldnt get laid in a low-rent whorehouse with a $1000 bill, even if your three-inch dick was the only man-part in the building, will fill me with unmitigated mirth the rest of the day. Kudos to you, sir. Carry On. Sincerely, MAA
Posted on: Fri, 11 Jul 2014 17:24:17 +0000
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