Dear Resident Spiders, Please consider this your official eviction notice. I thought we had a mutual understanding that, based on a size qualification, we could live amongst one another. You stay away from me and kill tiny little pests, and I will let you live. However, it has come to my attention, that you are no longer holding up your end of the deal. The final straw came this evening. While browsing through rows of records, looking for a particular Jack Johnson album to enjoy along with a nice cup of coffee to celebrate a fantastic exam score after stressing about it all week, one of your chums jumped out at me and chased me across the room. Please be sure to pay your respects as you leave. I scraped his body off the shoe I killed him with on the back porch. Within the next 48 hours, every nook and cranny of this apartment will be vacuumed and dusted. There will be nowhere to hide. Its in all of your best interests to just leave now. Dont say I didnt warn you....
Posted on: Sun, 17 Aug 2014 23:53:13 +0000
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