Dear friends, It is my distinct honor to announce my candidacy for ASUC Senate with the SQUELCH! S.E.N.I.O.R. Coalition. The lack of representation for graduating seniors is a severe problem for our university, and one that I hope to address through my platforms: 1. Margarita Mondays on Memorial Glade: Because Mondays suck, and Taco Tuesday gets all the attention 2. Cal Spirit: Replace the somewhat creepy Oski Mascot with a real, live bear. 3. Campus Safety: Use said bear to implement Bear Walk, having students ride on his/her back. Simultaneously improve campus resources for victims of bear maulings... 4. ARE YOU SERIOUSLY MAKING ME PAY FOR MY OWN TICKET TO GRADUATION?!?!?!? Shove THAT up your tuition increases! Also, thanks to my fellow S.E.N.I.O.R. Coalition candidates, Yev I Woke Up Like This Pilipovskiy , Sydney Metta World Peace Beada, Thomas The Tank Engine McClure, Jeremy Put a Ring on It Fiance, Adam Fratford Spaulding, Pistol Pete and Joben Danielle Jay Bezalel and Julia Springer), Adam East Coast Elitist Gotlin, Natan Always Reddy, Cliff Straight Up Jew Cock Zimmerman, George Clooney, and many more. Also, actually Vote Madison Gordon for ASUC Senate, Vote Grant Genske For ASUC Senate, and Vote Dree Kavoussi for ASUC Senate
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 01:36:09 +0000
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