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Dear jitas.. Here are some advises... to apply to your girlfriends. 1. When she says lets meet”, morenanyana bona make sure you meet her where they dont sell food or beer ..lols meet that madafada at the Post office, church or around the river... .. 2. If you are broke & its Christmas time or her Birthday, just start some beef and make up after the Event!.. be smart to avoid looking like sanamaBrokenAss nikka.. lols . Ekse vuka baba 3. If she asks you for airtime because she wants to send you sweet texts and stuff!.....just send her 100MB data bundle & tell her its for the whole month on FB!.. she should inbox you those things.. eh monna budget. 4. If she asks you to take her out on Sunday, just carry a Bible & take her to the nearest Church!.. These girls needs to repent. Surprise her ka church vibe. Let heaven gain one person.. Bible says If one person repent and accept Jesus as their saviour, in heaven there will be a celebration 5. She says she wants to watch a Movie, Did she say that to you? Ok laiteaka bona wena go home with her and give her a CD bag to choose her Movie.. Yes I said give her a CD bag to chose movies.. even if you still have those Nigerian kids movies.. Dada or moor. Let her watch those two sanamabishes nikkas. 6. She wants another phone???? Because she got two simcards ??? Hell yeah.. Nf2 bona wena go get her a Chinese double simcard phone.. problem solved... Do not attempt to buy her another phone. 7. Lols eish so her weave is now looking like roof top and shes busy asking for money to upgrade her roofing? Bona buy a No hair lotion and let her gooei daidang on her head.. Ashaphe chiskop. Natural is always beautiful. Weave for what? Let that big head be visible .. lols sanamaSolarSystem headed chikita.. #dead 8. You train your own dragon morena, a girl you love things was given a wrong impression by a boyfriend. Maybe you said youve money to spoil her. Bona but if youve nothing like me. ..do it naturally. So your girl love sweets.. lollipop? She loves to suck sweets? Lols cmon and wena you dont have money to buy those sweets? Lols give her your natural salty sweet... You know what I mean? Give her Dickpop Lols dont say I didnt advise you. Keep it simple jitas. #immaleavithere #sanamabish #Taylornick

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