Dear person who I assume to be the Korean cultural attaché at the Asian Cultural Festival in Khartoum last Friday, Thank you for respecting Sudan enough to wear a suit and tie. And pocket square. We are unsure how you stayed dry and sweat-free because its Sudan and the sun hates us, but not you. You, sir, are a specimen of godly creation. You were immaculate. You were flawless. You were fyne as all hell. Sincerely, This lady right here. PS: I am willing, able, and readily available to be your PA, homie, lover, friend, *what*ever* you might need. I will be a janitor at the Korean embassy if it means getting a glimpse of your, for lack of a more dignified word, swag on the daily. Goddam. PPS: If you or someone you know knows this man, or someone who works at the Korean embassy - convey this message, post haste. Shoutouts to Eboni Thamavong for helping craft this shameless gushfest.
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 10:42:16 +0000
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