Deep thinkers ,, What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said nothing. The reason I said that instead of saying just thinking is because she would have said about what. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, It might be nice to have another child. On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, You know, I think I would really like another hard kick in the nuts. I rest my case. Time for another beer. CHEERS!!
Posted on: Wed, 16 Oct 2013 01:59:22 +0000
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