Died Laughing.... 100 metre ki race ho rahi thi... Referee said 1,2,3 GO!... Everybody started running except Alia bhatt. Referee - y r u not running...? Alia - My number is 4 ----------------------------- Varun: how many apples can you eat on an empty stomach? Alia: I can eat 6 apples. Varun: Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple tht’s not an empty stomach! Alia: Wow superb joke I’ll tell my friend... Alia to Shraddha: how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ? Shraddha: I can eat 10 Aliya: Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!! SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai.... Alia bhat: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye.... Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied.. FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died) AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died) ALIA BHATT: I think.. (died) Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Alia - what should we do now? Varun- well take 50:50. Alia- what about the remaining 900? Alia Bhatt: Lets go for movie . Varun: Shit, Ive got a doctors appointment today.. Alia Bhatt: Just cancel it,Tell him youre sick. Alia reading newspaper.. News: Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump Aalia comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping Alia bhatt independence day ke liye Indian flag lene gayi.. Flag dekh kar Alia ne kuch kaha... jisey sunkar dukaanwaala behosh ho gaya... Guess what did Alia say ? Isme aur colour dikhao!!!
Posted on: Mon, 13 Oct 2014 07:44:16 +0000
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