Died Laughing.... There was a 100 metre race going on... Referee said 1,2,3 GO!... Everybody started running except Vijayakanth. Referee - y r u not running...? Vijayakanth - My number is 4... Varun: how many apples can you eat on an empty stomach? Vijayakanth: I can eat 6 apples. Varun: Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple tht’s not an empty stomach! Vijayakanth: Wow superb joke I’ll tell my friend... Vijayakanth to Premalatha: how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ? Premalatha: I can eat 10 Vijayakanth: Oh no, if you had told 6, I would have told a nice joke..!! SBI Bank: Our bank is giving loan without interest.... Vijayakanth: If you dont have interest in giving loan then I dont want it.... Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied.. FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died) AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died) Vijayakanth: I think.. (died) Vijayakanth and his brother are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down. Vijayakanth - what should we do now? Vijayakanth brother- well take 50:50. Vijayakanth- what about the remaining 900? Vijayakanth: Lets go for movie . Girl friend: Shit, Ive got a doctors appointment today.. Vijayakanth: Just cancel it,Tell him youre sick. Vijayakanth reading newspaper.. News: Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump Vijayakanth comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping Vijayakanth went to shop to buy Indian flag for independence dayc .. Vijayakanth told something and the shop keeper fainted... Guess what did vijayakanth say ? Show me some more colors in this!!! Happy evening frndss:)
Posted on: Sun, 31 Aug 2014 08:53:34 +0000
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