Diet A person was terribly overweight, so the doctor put them on a diet. I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly again for 2 days then skip a day. Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds. When the person returned, they shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs.! Why, thats amazing, the doctor said, Did you follow my instructions? The person nodded. Ill tell you though, bye jaesuz, I thought I were going to drop dead on the third day. From the hunger, you mean? asked the doctor. No, from the f------ skippin.
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 16:35:01 +0000