Do not waste your time reading this! A man walks into a bar and notices a poster on the wall, Free Beer For A Week Contest. He walks over to the bartender and says hey man whats up with that free beer for a week contest? and the bartender says oh, well you see the Gallon of tequilla over in that corner?.....you gotta chug that whole thing with out making any faces or vomiting! and the guy say damn thats it? i can do that! and the bartender says nahh after u chug that thing down we got an alligator out back with this sore tooth,.....you gotta pull it out, then you gotta take your drunk ass back in her and go up those stairs, 3 doors to the right theres a big ol lady in there thats never had an orgasm.....you gotta make it happen! and the guy said Thats stupid no one will ever go for that! 10 shots later, WHERES THAT TEQUILLA! the bar gets dead silent as he walks over to the gallon of tequilla in the corner of the room, he picks it up and chugs it down, doesnt stop for a breath, straight faced and after he sets it down he stands up n walks outside.....a few moments later the whole bar hears CRASH BANG, POW DING......then this real nasty.....ROARRRRRR!....... the drunk man stumbles back in the bar, his clothes are all ripped, hes bleeding really bad, n he says ALRRIGHT NOW WHERES THAT WOMAN WITH THE SORE TOOTH!?
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 22:39:25 +0000
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