Don Rickles at 84 Only at 84 could he get away with this ... Hello, Dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident? Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint - A Saint Bernard. Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. Reid is so physically unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman look like Mr. T. And Reids so dumb, he makes Speaker Pelosi look like an intellectual. Nevada is soooo screwed! If I were less polite, Id say Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful. Speaking of the Speaker... Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey baby, you mustve been something before electricity. Seriously, the ex- Speaker may look like an idiot and talks like an idiot but dont let that fool you. She really is an idiot. Charlie Rangel ... Still alive and still robbing the taxpayers blind. What does that make, six decades of theft? Rangels the only man with a rent-controlled mansion. Hes the guy who writes our tax laws but forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income! So why isnt he the Treasury Secretary? Rangel runs more scams than a Nigerian Banker. Barney Frank ... hes a better actor than Fred Flintstone. Consider that he and Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown, and theyre not only not serving time with Bubba and Rodney, theyre still heading up the financial system! Lets all admit it ... Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on Novocain. How did this guy get elected? Oh, thats right ... hes from Massachusetts . Thats the state that elects Mr. Charisma, John Kerry -- man of the people! You know, if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open wine bottles with him. Heres a news flash, Dodd: When your local newspaper calls you a lying weasel, it may be time to retire. Dodds involved in more shady deals than the Clintons . Even Rangel looks up to him! Press Secretary Robert Gibbs , I really respect you ... Especially given your upbringing ~ All youve overcome. I heard your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. I dont know what makes you so dumb, but it really works for you. Personally, I dont think youre a fool, but whats my opinion compared to that of thousands of others? As for President Hussein Obama , what can I say? They say Hussein is arrogant and aloof, but I dont agree. Now its true when you enter the room, you have to kiss his ring. I dont mind, but he has it in his back pocket. His mind is open to new ideas -- so open that ideas simply pass through it. Obama lies so much, I was actually surprised to find out his first name really is Barry or Barack or something? Just dont ask about his middle name! But Obama was able to set a record... He actually lied more in one day than Bill Clinton did in four years . President Obama just completed the UNHOLY and ANTI-AMERICAN TRIFECTA: 1st president in 110 years to miss the annual Army-Navy Football Game. 1st president to not attend any Christmas religious observance. 1st president to stay on vacation after a terrorist attack. AND ALL IN THE SAME MONTH! WHAT A GREAT MUSLIM PRESIDENT!! So, Are You Going To Share This WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS? OR ... AM I GONNA HAVE TO COME LOOKING FOR YA?
Posted on: Tue, 05 Nov 2013 21:50:10 +0000
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