Dont think Ive ever had a scarier start to a Halloween!! Last night at what mustve been on the stroke of midnight I heard a bang and a whimper come from my little mollys room so I leapt up bollock naked and ran to her rescue. When I got to her room molly was sat up in an excorsist like pose making me think she was possessed! she started saying ow my eye hurts. And I was trying to comfort her with big hugs and hair strokes when Im distracted by a buzzing noise. So I try to look behind molly to see where and what it is but as I leant passed her head I realise ITS COMING FROM HER HAIR AND ITS A FRIKKEN WASP! SHIIIIIIIIIT SHIIIIIIIIIT! So now I have a choice, I either run out the room slam the door and try my best to forget all about this. Or I man up and try sort this situation out... As much as I wanted to do a runner I couldnt, and after a battle with my inner coward I tried to be the hero. I picked molly up, who started to sense something was wrong (maybe it was the way I was shrieking SHIIIIIIIIIT SHIIIIIIIIIT in a high pitched voice) I stood her on the bedroom floor (wasp still buzzing in her head) and proceeded to karate chop her hair in an attempt to hit the wasp, skillfully missing her head, twice, out of the ten karate chops I did! So now molly is histerical thinking her dad has himself now been possessed by the ghost of bruce lee and attacking her! The wasp eventually drops to the floor and me and molly vacate the room running, screaming with our arms aloft. Moll had a swollen eye either off where shes hit her head off the radiator (or from one of my karate chops!) But shes ok and sends me back in the room to see to the unfinished business I have with this wasp, just kill it dad she said to me like the godfather giving the order to one of his henchmen. and after an epic battle resulting in the destruction of many toys and pictures I manage to kill him! Then we spent half the night awake worried molly had concussion! So we look like actual zombies today without even trying happy Halloween!
Posted on: Fri, 31 Oct 2014 09:39:29 +0000
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