Dream: I teamed up with a priest to invade a mountaintop resort to dispatch a group of vampires by attacking them and cutting them to pieces with a super-sharp machete dripping with holy water. Included in the group were a set of Hammer Horrorish vampires based on Lindsay Lohan and a likeminded entourage of perverse cheerleaders. After killing about 30 of them the Seventh Doctor and Ace finally show up ready to fight evil. Crisis averted, Doctor, youre a little late! I say while dousing my machete in holy water again. I still needed to check the basement.
Posted on: Wed, 22 Oct 2014 02:15:17 +0000