Dudes!! I have a awesome freakin stray kitten that one of you lucky dudes can just dude out with. Dont let the cuteness of it deceive you, this cat will grow up to be a huge ass steroid muscular panther you can ride on to defeat demons or other disrespecting bros. It comes from an unknown past, left on its own, with no memory of any parents, and it will grow up to save the world, with you on his/hers back... sounds like a frickin Keanu Reeves prophecy if I ever heard one. All the most kick ass celebrity dudes that get chicks and take names have cats. Norman Reedus, James Franco, Ryan Gosling; I dont know if James Franco or Ryan Gosling take names, but Norman definitely does, and guess what they all pull hella chicks, why.... because they have cats... thats why. Soo, if you want to be a bad ass and not give a flying fudge about the stereotypically role a dude has to fill AND if you want to destroy demons, zombies, and other weaklings on a roided out panther cat then you should pick this guy up. Send me a message if you want to dude out with this kick ass future President Camacho cat.
Posted on: Thu, 23 Oct 2014 22:18:10 +0000
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