During lunch at work last week,I ate 3 plates of beans When i got home,my wife seemed excited to see me because that day happen to be my birthday, and exclaimed delighted: Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight. she then tied a blindfold on me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as she was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. she made me promise not to touch the blindfold until she returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my wife was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one mess go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertiliser truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing the mess like atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable! Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my wife returned, apologizing for taking so long. she asked me if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured her I had not. At this point,she removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses as a result of the stench in the air. omo KOBE!!!!!!!!! if you were in my shoes what wuld have done Just Tell Me the truth !!!!.
Posted on: Wed, 20 Nov 2013 18:04:06 +0000
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