Dwight K. Schrute is an accomplished member of the Scranton - TopicsExpress



          

Dwight K. Schrute is an accomplished member of the Scranton community. For years he was the Assistant to the Regional Manager at Dunder Mifflin, the third best paper supplier in Pennsylvania. While serving at Dunder Mifflin, Dwight also maintained many impressive extracurricular activities. Dwight is a volunteer Sheriffs Deputy for the Lackawanna Police Department, a notary public, and a purple belt in karate. He also owns his own beet farm and runs a bed-and breakfast with his cousin Mose, who has arthritis. Dwight has a strong sense of justice and self-defense. Dwight is not focused on hot-button issues like gun-control. Instead, Dwight would advocate for alternative forms of self-defense weaponry such as nun-chucks, crossbows, throwing stars, and boomerangs, to combat the growing and perpetual threat of androids, zombies, and vampires. Among his many quality traits, Dwight is quite the entrepreneur. While at Dunder Mifflin, Dwight purchased the office building and converted the building lobby into a successful coffee shop and converted an empty room into a gym. Dwight also organized a barn maze for Halloween, for kids can pay admission to play. Dwights interests include table tennis, muscle cars, classic rock, and the people of Scranton (but not so much the last one). Dwights campaign is not based on the false premise of hope, like so many politicians today. Rather, Dwight promises that Scrantonians will have the four basic human necessities: air, water, food, and shelter... And youll be grateful for it. If youd like to see Dwight Schrute become the next mayor of Scranton, PA please send your support and donations here!
Posted on: Sun, 05 Jan 2014 19:14:53 +0000

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