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EMS rules! 41. Not allowed to bite the drug dog. 42. Not even if “he tried to bite me first!” 43. Not allowed to lick ER nurses. 44. A flying tackle is not the appropriate way to get a chief’s attention. 45. Not allowed to elect a stuffed penguin the new volunteer EMS supervisor. 46. Not allowed to bring a baby alligator to the station and announce that it’s “the new mascot”. 47. Not allowed to play to the Chief’s delusions of godhood. 48. Not allowed to assemble hamster tubes throughout the station to “give the little guys room to play!” 49. Not allowed to answer honestly when Game Warden asks what we were going to do with a 12 ft python we removed from someone’s house. 50. Especially not when the answer to #49 involves the words “chief’s office” 51. “Because I got tired of telling the b-stard to be careful” is not an acceptable excuse when your partner finally shocked himself while defibing a patient.
Posted on: Sat, 09 Nov 2013 12:49:32 +0000

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