#ENGLISH_COMPOSITIONS.. That morning i was woken up by the male hen. It was saying kukkuukukuuu kukukkuuu and I said, pleli hell! Kwani the morning had arrived fast how? Anyways, I removed my body from inside the blanget and goed to the bafroom. I shawad bwana, I shawaaad and shawad until i was clean, shining brite like diamond og rihanna! After that I goed to sitting room, there was tea, ndazi, cocoa, and bofflo. I oiled the bread with cham and pluu pan(blue band) and ate like there was no tomorrow. after that i go to bus steshen to wait for bus. You know i love that bus pigos it is go very sipiiit like usain polt and it has very loud music that sings KUDUNG, KUDUNG KUDUNG like it is disco. any way, let mi sitop hia begos teacher is saying my taim is ofa. bye bye, God bleshu. ************************************************* •Composition Kali-the Day I Lated for scool I was asleep snoring ngrrorrr ngrrorrr.The chicken shouted 3 times.I opened 1 eye & left the other to sleep a bit.I was wishing i had slept with my uniforms putted on but i realized if wishes were chickens beggars wld be laying eggs.I woke up ...with only 1 eye openn & i was looking where the pramastof was put,i wash my face.I cooked a tea without milk.I drank the tea haphazardy & hurriedy with a piece of sadza which had remained last night.I put on my uniforms & then painted myself with fat & becoz there was no kiwi i had to paint my shoes with fat to.I took my paperbag put books & pens then ran everything.I beated the 1st corner hardly then as i was beating the 2nd corner i heard the school bell cry nkgrirriririri ngkririrriri! I knew my buttocks were on fire 4rm teacher on duty.When i reached the gate!! You dont want to know!! Mr Dube was standing at the gate with a big black hozpipe.I was so afraid dat i almost urinated.I was asked Y are u late? i said my pramastof was poured with water last night teacher asked What had dat to do wit your coming to school late? I told him the stove was late to burn so it delayed cooking strong he said dat is no excuse!!Touch your toes to greet the world I started to remove my shoes so i can touch the toes but he told me i just meant bend.He gave me the 1st beating on my buttocks,he he he it was hot & boiling,i dried dat 1.He gave me the 2nd one papa!!dis one was much hotter & i started hearing to cry.When the 3rd one was given to me i heard somuch pain dat i touched my buttocks.Teacher Dube said You have erased dat 1,i will have to give u another 1 When i was given the 4th 1 tears started getting out of my eyes uncountallably.The teacher said You removing tears 4 who?I dnt want to see even a smell of tear,ran to class & dont late tomorrow!! My buttocks as i went to class were hearing as if sitting in a burning pramastof.From dat day i sware il neva come 2 skul late
Posted on: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 02:38:56 +0000