EVERYONE LISTEN UP! There are a lot of extraordinary things that could happen in this world before the Lord comes to take us home. Aliens could land at the White House. A tsunami could happen in the Hudson River of New York. A meteor could land in your toilet, Godzilla, the Tooth fairy & mermaids might prove to exist, Fox News might endorse Obama, but there is ONE THING THAT COULD NEVER...NEVER...NEVER...HAPPEN. These two morons will NEVER jump over a McDonalds Counter again!!! Right now they are both suffering from PTSD. Whenever they see those yellow arches they lose their hunger & start to scream, cry, vomit & piss on themselves uncontrollably.
Posted on: Mon, 29 Dec 2014 19:37:33 +0000