( ( ( ~ EXTRA - EXTRA - EXTRA - READ ALL ABOUT IT * THE STARTING LINE UP OR SIMPLY PUT TSL ~ ) ) ) THE SOUTHERN TONGUE ~ TSL TPG HOST / THE TONGUE ~ TSL TPG EXPERT ANALYST / THE TST ~ TSL TPG GUEST COMMENTATOR https://facebook/photo.php?fbid=396217643839093&set=pcb.396232213837636&type=1&theater AS THE < 2013 - - - 2014 > NBA SEASON GETS UNDER WAY, THERE IS A GREAT DEAL OF SPECULATION ABOUT WHO WILL WIN IT ALL... GARGAMAIL AND THE SMURFS WILL BE STARRING ALONG SIDE A BLOCKBUSTER ARENA FULL OF STARTING LINEUP SUPPORTING CASTS THAT SHOULD ONCE AGAIN BRING TEARS TO SOME OF OUR TSL OR THE STARTING LINE UP VIEWERS EYES... IF YOU RECALL LAST SEASON, THE MIAMI HEAT CAPTURED CENTER STAGE WITH A MAGNIFICENT RUN AND LEAP INTO THE ARMS OF HISTORY BOASTING BACK TO BACK LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIPS: https://facebook/photo.php?fbid=1492988449470&set=a.1492983569348.2068221.1376790449&type=1&theater NOW THIS SEEMS TO REMIND ME OF THE SAME LOVE STORY WHERE TWO PEOPLE ( NAMES EXCLUDED IN ORDER TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT HEART OF BOTH TTTV NETWORK 3R 3X 3D ANIMATED MULTIMEDIA CHARACTERS ) OPEN UP AND REVEAL THEIR DESIRES FOR EACH OTHER... THE TONGUES LOVE LIST IS A GOOD EXAMPLE OF THIS TYPE OF TIME DELAYED MOMENT BY MOMENT MAGNETIC PULL OF CONNECTED SOULS... AS A SCIENTIST SEARCHING FOR AN UNKNOWN KNOWN CURE TO AN AILMENT THAT HAS UNLEASHED A PLAGUE ON EVERYTHING IN ITS EXISTENCE, I MUST SAY THAT WITHOUT THESE RECORDS ( HIP HOP ROCK POP ACCOUNTS OF HISTORICAL HARDWOOD CLASHES ) ALL TRACES OF SOCIETY WOULD BECOME EXTINCT: https://facebook/photo.php?fbid=387707261356798&set=a.130497270411133.21928.100003525834074&type=1&theater ALTHOUGH NEW GROUND BREAKING DISCOVERIES HAVE PROLONGED THE INEVITABLE, I FEAR THAT MY WORSE CONCERN HAS ALREADY TAKING PLACE... IN A FEW HOURS, WE WILL REACH THE POINT OF NO RETURN AND BEGIN TO WITNESS INDESCRIBABLE CHANGES TO THE COMPOSITION OF HER OUTER SHELL... THE SIGNS ARE UNMISTAKABLE AS EVERY TEST CONFIRMS THE NEGATIVE AND POSITIVE OF WHAT WE NOW CALL TOTAL ~~~ ( XYZ ) ~~~ INOCULATION: HIP HOP - - - BEATS AND RHYMES - - - ( X ~ A ) ROCK - - - ECCLECTRIC CONSTRUCTIVE NOISE - - - ( Y ~ B ) POP - - - SIMPLISTIC LUMINOUS HARMONY - - - ( Z ~ C ) WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM 2 BRING U THE FOLLOWING TSL HIP HOP ROCK POP ANNOUNCEMENT ~ TONIGHTS ALL STAR REALITY GAME WILL FEATURE... myspace/video/thesoutherntongue/the-tongue-tv-tttv-series-sports-special-tsl/55453427 [ 2 OF THE BEST ] THE SAN ANTONIO SPURS [ 13 - 14 ] VERSUS THE CHICAGO BULLS [ 95 - 96 ] https://facebook/photo.php?fbid=454162138044643&set=p.454162138044643&type=1&ref=nf LET THE GAMES BEGIN [ * APPROXIMATELY @ 10:13 PM PST ] [ - - - O ] https://facebook/photo.php?fbid=396217643839093&set=pcb.396232213837636&type=1&theater THIRD HOME GAME : = ) THIS JUST IN ~ KMS VERIFIED HALL OF FAME ( 100 ) myspace/video/synergyoptimizedlaunchpad/the-southern-tongue-39-s-quot-scream-of-freedom-quot/40287513 THE SAN ANTONIO SPURS [ 13 - 14 ] ~ 79 POINTS SCORED VERSUS * THE CHICAGO BULLS [ 95 - 96 ] ~ 39 POINTS SCORED THINGS 2 NOTE = = = GUARANTEED POINT SPREADS DONT GET REWARDED... [ 20 ~ 30 / 60 ~ 69 ] * [ 30 ~ 40 / 70 ~ 79 ] * [ 40 ~ 50 / 80 ~ 89 ] https://myspace/synergyoptimizedlaunchpad/music/song/the-southern-tongue-s-chaotic-regression-71990670-79344863 1 XBOX 360 CONTROLLER BLACKOUT AFTER I FOUND MY BEST STYLE OF PLAY * DID MY BATTERIES MUST NEED CHARGING ( ? ) TONY KUKOC WITH A FAST BREAK DUNK OFF A LOOSE BALL RECOVERY ~ 4:08 LEFT TO PLAY IN THE 3RD QUARTER ( 1ST BUCKET OF THE QUARTER ? ) UNDER 50 POINT PROGRAMMING * 5 POINTS SCORED IN THE 3RD / DUNKING THE BASKETBALL IS NOW AN OPTION / CHANGED USER TIMINGS FOR FREE THROW SHOOTING AND DISABLED MICHAEL JORDANS DRIBBLING SKILLS ~ 6 TURNOVERS )... POINTS ( PTS ) * PER QUARTER [ 1ST ~ 11 PTS / 2ND ~ 12 PTS / 3RD ~ 5 PTS / 4TH ~ 11 PTS ] 18 TURNOVERS ( 15 POINTS SCORED OFF TURNOVERS COMPARED TO 21 POINTS SCORED OFF TURNOVERS ) 17 OUT OF 49 FROM THE FIELD ( 35 % ) 3 OUT OF 11 FROM THE FREE THROW LINE ( 27 % ) 2 OUT OF 9 FROM THE THREE POINT LINE ( 22 % ) WITH 11 FAST BREAK POINTS / 1 DUNK * DUE TO ILLEGAL PROGRAMMING / FULL TEAM JUMP AND LAYUP SHOT PREVENTION * DUE TO ILLEGAL PROGRAMMING RESULTING IN AT LEAST 7 STEALS / 2 SECOND CHANCE POINTS... LET THE GAMES BEGIN [ * APPROXIMATELY @ 11:23 PM PST ] [ - - - O ] https://facebook/photo.php?fbid=396217643839093&set=pcb.396232213837636&type=1&theater FOURTH HOME GAME : = ) THIS JUST IN ~ KMS VERIFIED PRO ( 100 ) myspace/video/synergyoptimizedlaunchpad/the-southern-tongue-39-s-quot-scream-of-freedom-quot/40287513 THE SAN ANTONIO SPURS [ 13 - 14 ] ~ 91 POINTS SCORED VERSUS * THE CHICAGO BULLS [ 95 - 96 ] ~ 47 POINTS SCORED THINGS 2 NOTE = = = GUARANTEED POINT SPREADS DONT GET REWARDED... [ 30 ~ 40 / 70 ~ 79 ] * [ 40 ~ 50 / 80 ~ 89 ] * [ 50 ~ 60 / 90 ~ 99 ] https://myspace/synergyoptimizedlaunchpad/music/song/the-southern-tongue-s-chaotic-regression-71990670-79344863 UNDER 50 POINT PROGRAMMING * 9 POINTS SCORED IN THE 2ND QUARTER / NO DUNKS ATTEMPTED AT ALL ~ HMMM... / CHANGED USER TIMINGS FOR FREE THROW SHOOTING AND DISABLED MICHAEL JORDANS DRIBBLING SKILLS ~ 6 QUESTION THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF TURNOVERS )... POINTS ( PTS ) * PER QUARTER [ 1ST ~ 12 PTS / 2ND ~ 9 PTS / 3RD ~ 14 PTS / 4TH ~ 12 PTS ] 15 TURNOVERS ( 0 POINTS SCORED OFF TURNOVERS COMPARED TO 22 POINTS SCORED OFF TURNOVERS WITH 1 TURNOVER COMMITTED AT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME * ALL THEIR PLAYERS SHOWED A PERFECT TENDENCY FOR PERFECTION ) 21 OUT OF 52 FROM THE FIELD ( 40 % COULD BE INACCURATE AS MICHAEL JORDAN WAS PEDDLE TO THE MEDAL SHOOTING 13 OUT OF 33 FROM THE FIELD / 1 OUT OF 6 FROM BEHIND THE ARC / SCORING 30 POINTS TOTAL ) 4 OUT OF 9 FROM THE FREE THROW LINE ( 44 % ) 1 OUT OF 8 FROM THE THREE POINT LINE ( 12 % ) WITH 2 FAST BREAK POINTS / NO DUNKS * DUE TO ILLEGAL PROGRAMMING / MICHAEL JORDAN JUMP AND LAYUP SHOT PREVENTION * DUE TO ILLEGAL PROGRAMMING RESULTING IN AT LEAST 13 STEALS / 7 SECOND CHANCE POINTS... ON 2/25/14 ~ AFTER DEBATING ON HOW TO UPHOLD THE INTEGRITY OF THE STARTING LINE UP ( TSL ) LEAGUE, ALL THE PLAYERS VOTED IN ORDER TO CREATE AN ACTIVE MEMBERSHIP ASSOCIATION ( AM ASS )... THE TST OR AS WE CALL HIM, ... OUR GUEST COMMENTATOR ... WAS CHOSEN TO REVIEW THIS SPECIFIC SET OF GAMES ( FIRST OF THE SEASON MATCH UP ) IN AN EFFORT TO DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT FAIR COMPETITIVE PLAY WAS BEING UTILIZED... THE UNFORTUNATE OUTCOME BASED ON THE FACTS THAT WERE OBTAINED FROM THE INFORMATIVE REVIEW HAVE CAUSED THE TSL LEAGUE LEADERSHIP TO SUBMIT THE FOURTH ( AM ASS ) GRIEVANCE... THE RESULTS ARE ALREADY UNKNOWN KNOWN AND THE APPROPRIATE REVELATION FOR THE WORLD TO NOTE * ROMANTIC IS MS THAT THE BEST OF ALL TIME [ THE CHICAGO BULLS * 95 - 96 ] STILL HAVE ZERO BLEMISHES ON THEIR RECORD AND NOW 10 WINS TOTAL ( KMS VERIFIED 3/05/14 )...
Posted on: Wed, 05 Mar 2014 08:43:07 +0000
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