Enjoy 15 Urdu Jokes Collection: *************** * (1) Ek Shakhs ne Molvi Sahab se Pocha Agar Jungle ma Namaz parhty waqt Shair aa jaye to kya Namaz jaari rkhu? Molvi ne Jawab Diya: Agr wazu baki rhy to jari rko. (2) A Serious Statement written outside a Women shoe shop: . . . . . 70% Discount if you select in 5 min. (3) Bachcha: Abu Mujhe Baja Dilaao. Baap: Nahi, Tum Sab Ko Tang Karoge. Bachcha: Nahi, Jab Sab So Jae Gy, Tab me usy BajaonGa. Baap: Chalo phir theek Hy. (4) Beautiful words written on a balloon which was flying high up in the sky: It is Not Whats Outside, But Whats Inside,That takes you To The Top...! (5) Ye Keh Kar Us Ne Hum Ko Bhari Mehfil Me Ruswa Kar Diya Faraz . . . . . . Seedha Ho Ke Beth Teri Shalwar Phati Hoi He (_) _//_AAHOO. (6) Condom ki Factory k malik ne apni factry ka visit kia. . Last room main kuch bachchy khel rahy thy.. Malik: Ye bachchy kon hain? Menager: Sir, ye kuch Complains aaye hain. (7) 1 Bewakuf Chilke Samait Malta Kha Raha Tha. Ek Admi ne kaha: Es KO Cheel To Lo. Bewakuf: Cheelne Ki Kia Zarurat He, Mujhe Pata He es K Andar Malta Hi he. (8) Shohr: Kal main bathroom Gaya To wahan Ek Shair betha tha. Biwi: Hai O Rabba! Per kya kya? Shohr: Kuch nahi, Mene shair se kaha tum kar Lo meri to nikal gyi. (9) Mene dil se pucha: Mujhy raat bar neend Q nahi aati? Dil ne kaha: . Tum Sara Din Sote Ho Is Lye? . Main Samjha _//_Mujhy Payar Hogaya he (10) Miss: Hamain In Machro Ko Paida Hony Se Rokhna Chahye. Student: Ye Nahi Ho Sakta. Miss: Q? Student: Q K itna Chota Condom Ban Nahi Sakta. (11) Wife: Main aapko kitni achchi lagti hon? Husbnd: Bahut zyada. Wife: per bi kitni? Husband: Itni zyada k dil chahta he Tumhari jaisi 2-3 aur le aaun. (12) Ek Bewakuf Apni 1 Din K Bete Ko Goud Mein Lay Kar Bola: . Agar Tum 1 Saal Pehlay Paida Hota Toh Apne Ammi, Abbu Ki Shaadi Bhi Dekh Leta. (13) 1st Boy: O yar Bike Q taiz kardi. . 2nd Boy: Break fail ho gya he, es se pehle accident ho jaye jaldi se ghar phuch jate hen. (14) 4 Studnts bike pe ja rahe the. Police ne roka aor kaha: doble sawari band he. Per b tum 4 bete ho? Student Pareshan ho k piche dekte hue bola: Abay 5wa kahan gir gya. (15) Santa: Doctor Sahb, poory jism main kahin b ungli lagawn tu boht drd hota he. Doctor ne us k poory jism ki X-ray ki tu pata chala k uski ungli zakhami he. . *************** ***** *************** *****
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 12:13:40 +0000
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