Everyone likes a good Pun you may find a good one here! - A mans home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. - Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. - Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. - A hangover is the wrath of grapes. - Sea captains dont like crew cuts. - Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? - Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red. - When two egotists meet, its an I for an I. - A bicycle cant stand on its own because it is two-tired. - Whats the definition of a will? (Come on, Its a dead giveaway!) - A backward poet writes inverse. - In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. - A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. - Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and Ill show you a flat minor. - When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. - The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. - A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. - You feel stuck with your debt if you cant budge it. - Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. - He often broke into song because he couldnt find the key. - Every calendars days are numbered. - A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine. - A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. - He had a photographic memory that was never developed. - A plateau is a high form of flattery. - The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. - Once youve seen one shopping center, youve seen a mall. - Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. - When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought shed dye. - Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. - Santas helpers are subordinate clauses. - Acupuncture is a jab well done. - Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. - The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself. Doctor, Doctor, I cant get to sleep. Sit on the edge of the bed and youll soon drop off. Doctor, Doctor Youve got to help me - I just cant stop my hands shaking Do you drink a lot? Not really - I spill most of it! Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking Im a woodworm How boring for you! Doctor, Doctor I think Im a bridge Whats come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach. Doctor, Doctor I think Im an electric eel Thats shocking! Doctor, Doctor I think Im a python You cant get round me just like that you know!
Posted on: Thu, 24 Oct 2013 03:27:33 +0000
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