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Everyone who knows me knows that I drive a Volvo 850CD saloon thats almost 20 years old; is cleaned every five years whether it needs it or not; has considerably more than 170,000 miles on the clock; is persistently hypochondriacal about its engine-management system; in which you get aircon by opening the window; and in which the glove compartment has remained stuck firmly shut since 2009. The last time I checked the re-sale price in Parkers, it was worth £70. This quiz is obviously by someone who doesnt know me. It thinks I drive a Bugatti Veyron. A BUGATTI VEYRON? Useless car. How would one ever get dogs, keyboards, bales of staw, chicken feed and the weekly shop in a Bugatti Veyron? How would you take two cats and a rabbit to the vet in a Bugatti stupid Veyron? Not to mention all the junk I have to take to the recycling centre. Who do they think I am? Jeremy Clarkson? Dont cry for me, Argentina, I mean, really, what rubbish.
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 21:32:15 +0000

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