Eyes of the ranger series MUSO BURSARY OUT; BUT WAS SOMEBODY TRYING TO PLEASE SECOND YEARS By PRIVATE SOCRATES When I talked of the good old man upstairs, it’s only my friend Irvin Njoga who realized that I was talking about God. And when Elvis Nyakreal of ‘Kenya-Yote’ talked of a ‘dangerously harmless’ bursary, I knew he meant the MUSO bursary that our beloved Journalist Pacie had released yesterday. By the way, Kimutai Sum assisted her in the ‘delicate’ disbursement procedure. For those who don’t know him, he is the finance director. There is this guy who William Dekker likes to refer to as the SGC communications don. I met him earlier this evening and asked him on his take on the just released students’ funds. And he gave me this ‘sit down and listen carefully son’ type of a look. For my fellow ‘congressmen’ who are now incoming second years, this is the first time MUSO bursaries are being disbursed. It used only to be in words. A steadfast campaign tool. The last time in 2011, a list of names was pasted all over the walls but nothing was in the accounts. At least we can now give a spirited standing ovation to the office of the MUSO vice chairperson for a job almost well done. But before then, let’s get into the details. One, a number of Facebook activists nearly crucified Pacie for the disbursement of funds as low as a thousand shillings. Out of the 10,000 applicants, only 200 were successful and gender mishaps came into full discourse when 80% of the loot found its way into the pockets of the male students. Now that the money is here with us, (however little it is). Maybe for lovers of comedy we will consider a number of crazy options. One, since Moi University has failed to deliver to comrades, it should be placed on OLX so that it is sold off and all the comrades to get an equal share of the sales. Alternatively, the administration can go into partnership with safaricom to offer comrades free airtime since both air and time are both natural endowments. Comrades travelling from main campus to town should be charged fare according to their weights and not the extremely expensive and hard to get 100/=. Maya Angelou, before she was lifted by the good old man upstairs, she stated that if you do not like ‘Moi Uni’ then change it. If you cannot change it then change your attitude towards it. After all, slowness to change usually means fear of the new. All said and done; let’s now all rush and help Sasha Carey instill some reliability sense into the minds of the ICT guys. They are surely making room booking seem like a favor the varsity is doing to comrades. Could be it’s a favor. I don’t know. Until then comrades, peace!
Posted on: Sat, 21 Jun 2014 18:04:58 +0000
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