FINALLY!!!!!!!! DISNEY ANNOUNCES AFGHANISTAN PARK: Disneyland-Kabul will open to the public by the Summer of 2015. The park will combine all the magic that is Disney, along with all the hostility of Afghanistan, to create a Disney park that only the ultra-Islamic crowd could love. The park will be divided into five main lands: Main Street-Kabul, Fantasyland, Jihad Square, Al Qaeda Island, and OsamaTown. Many rides and attractions have already been designed and will allow you to experience the fun, and danger of Afghanistan. Price of admission will be one baby goat. All jihadist get in free. The food will consist of NO candy or ice cream whatsoever. Anyone caught with such items, will be asked to leave, but not before you are severely tortured! Instead you will enjoy lamb testicles, Desert mice on a stick, and a camel sperm pudding. You will be forced to take a picture with a Osama bin laden look a like. And you will like iT! Or? Youll be shot in the face! So dont delay! Plan your trip now!!!!
Posted on: Fri, 19 Sep 2014 23:04:38 +0000
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