*FUNERAL NOTICE TO ALL DRUNKARDS* Friends are invited to the funeral of the late Mr. SMIRNOFF who was kicked to death by a WHITE HORSE on BOLS Avenue, for his Girlfriend AMSTEL, the daughter of OLD BUCK. The late was staying at CASTLE LAGER Street, at MELLOWOOD Township, P.O. RICHELIEU via BLACK LABEL. LION LAGER donated the coffin manufactured by 100 PIPERS to SEVEN SEAS SPIRIT. The service will be conducted by Bishop JOHNNY WALKER & the Reverend OUDE MEESTER of OHLSSONS. The procession will leave the HOUSE OF LORDS to CHIVAS cemetery PAARL PERLE. SMIRNOFF left his poor wife CELLAR CASK and his two children MARTELL and GILBEYS who still attend school at KLIPDRIFT University of CULEMBORG. Present at the funeral will be the minister MAINSTAY & his wife AUTUMN HARVEST, friends of the late CHATEAU, his uncle BALLANTINE & CAPTAIN MORGAN. RUM will also be present. The family car will be driven by HANKEY ANNISTER, coffin carriers will be the following delegates: MILD STOUT V.O. COCO RICO VICEROY K.W.V Master of ceremony; Mr COUNT PUSHKIN of CAPE VELVET Reading of Wreath: Miss CASTELLO FIZZZ Phela ngijimele umhlaka 31 :v :v :v #Mapha_uLike (y)
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