Facts about me HOBBIES: Playing football on the expressway while blindfolded, Collecting teeth from a live tiger,- Catching bullets with bare hands,- Assassination,- Jogging up & downMount Everest- Collecting rock particles from the moon MY RECORD:- Fought with an elephant and broke itsneck.- Skinned a crocodile alive.- Played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded clip and survived.- Killed Superman.- Held my breath under water for 2months, 3 weeks, 6 hours, 51 minutes,45seconds!- Assassinated Adolf Hitler, JohnF. Kennedy,Tupac,B.I.G (the list is too long). GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT:-Surfed on hot lava while the volcano was still erupting- Out ran a cheetah.- Fluent in 11,798 languages.- Killed twitter bird..- First man to land on the sun.- Carried the pyramid of Giza for 2 days straight! SILLY THING DONE:- Surfing on a tsunami and hurricane Katrina.- Snow boarding onMountEverest.- Sky diving from outer space. EMBARRASSING MOMENT:- Couldnt kill 100 bears with a single punch, only 99 died instantly and theone that was left went to join the circus. PROUDEST MOMENTS:- when a cobra died after biting me.- When I saved the planet by diverting an asteroid with just one kick.- When i mopped the whole of lekki beach in just 24hours.- When Nicki Minaj begged me to date her. SOMETHING I HATE MOST:- I really dont like to brag.
Posted on: Tue, 28 Oct 2014 16:43:45 +0000
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