Fastest ways to become rich in Nigeria...Part 1 Join the PDP This one is a sure banker. As a member of the greatest party in the history of Africa, you will be given a credit-card to spend Nigeria’s oil wealth. If you are not getting enough attention in the party, make a lot of noise. Abuse Tinubu on the pages of the newspapers and call Buhari an idiot. Insist that Goodluck Jonathan should not only run for re-election unopposed in 2015, there should bea constitutional amendment to make him a life-president. This is a tell-tale sign that you are hungry; and thepowers-that-be will soon invite you to “come and chop.” As a distinguished member of this great party, theopportunities open for you to set yourself up for life are considerable. For example, you can start collecting billions for petroleum subsidy and simplynot import any petrol whatsoever. You can get the government to change all car license-plates nationwide; and then become the sole supplier of the new license-plates. You can ask the president to make you the sole importer and distributor of diesel for the entire country. Of course, this might also entail that you become the chairman of his re-election campaign, to which you duly make a handsome contribution. Alternatively, you can ask to be chairman of the Nigerian Ports Authority. Nobody will bat an eyelid when, within a matter of months, you have a fleet of cars, have two or threehouses in Asokoro, and own four hotels in Dubai. You may even kick out your wife and marry a fourteen-year-old “Suzie” befitting your new status. You have arrived as one of Nigeria’s celebrated rich men. But keep your eyes on the ball. Don’t get distracted or carried away. The enemies of Mr. President must always remain your enemies.
Posted on: Wed, 04 Sep 2013 09:16:32 +0000
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