Feherty Quotes David Feherty is a Golf Channel announcer who finds very unique, colorful and uninhibited ways of explaining /describing whatever is on his mind “That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn’t find it if it was wrapped in bacon.” “I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn’t be here this week. He is attending the birth of his next wife.” “They don’t do comedy at the Masters. The Masters, for me, is like holding onto a really big collection of gas for a week. It ’s like having my buttocks surgically clenched at Augusta General Hospital on Wednesday, and surgically unclenched on Monday on the way to Hilton Head.” Jim Furyk’s swing - “It looks like an octopus falling out of a tree.” Thats a great shot, with that swing. Its OK - the bunker stopped it. At Augusta 2011 - Its just a glorious day. The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play a round of golf. That was a great shot - if they had put the pin there today. Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff. That green appears smaller than a pygmies nipple.
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 18:38:46 +0000
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