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First I mop the kitchen while downing a shot of vodka mixed with some of the O.J. that no one drank. This faux-mop makes it a snap: it picks up dirt, grime, and—uh, yeah!—mud that the kids track in. My resentment at them for not taking off their filthy shoes, and for forcing me to sacrifice my thriving career in advertising, is dulled by the vodka, which I store under the kitchen sink next to all the cleaning products, such as my fantastic all-purpose kitchen spray that cuts through the stickiest food stains... mcsweeneys.net/articles/im-a-busy-mom-in-a-tv-commercial-for-household-products
Posted on: Mon, 27 Jan 2014 15:15:01 +0000

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