Fishing Trip for Charous. Gents let’s vye South Coast this weekend, I hear the shad is happening exse, coming out in shoals, big ous exse. Swear on my ma cuzz.” So that’s the start to planning a wicked fishing trip. The one bright spark will start calling all the bras to put together the fishing trip. Telephone Conversation… Denver: Watkind Vishal. Long time nor smell, where you bathing now ekse? Vishal: Ey, I am hectically busy bra… Denver: you busy or your vrou keeping you in the pozie like one parrot in the cage….hehehe Denver: See yeh, all the bra’s vying fishing South Coast this weekend, came way let’s vye murder the shad there maams. Vishal: Haaibo the shad is coming out wild Den? Denver: Knor not sardine run this dad, it’s not coming out on the shore we have to catch it larnie. So the group is eventually put together, one nice chalet is booked (booked and paid for 4 but 10 ous rock up there, why pay and make these wit ous rich. The number one item is the Dop 1 case brandy, 4 x 2lt coke, 1 carton Peter Stuyvesant Red. Oh yes and about 4 cases black label for the road. The other main thing when vying fishing, is chows. The evening when you get there is always a luka braai with extra hot mutton sausages from Bluff Meats, the bake beans salad and one ous ma has to make phutu and chutney. The morning rush after the shad is either tinfish with loaded chillies or bake beans and eggs on the skottle. (at this point I would like to ask, how is it that we always forget the key for the cadac or there is no gas in the cylinder….typical”) There are always two types of ous that vye fishing, the first ou will slaan his best clothes, Soviet jeans, Pringle shirt, puma shoes and not forgetting that gold chain and bracelet. Then on the other hand you get the ou who will slaan an old blue overall with a monkey cap whole weekend. The most common lines on a Charous fishing trip are.. 1. Pour a shot maams, my throat is dry 2. El ekse the first shad you catch there is mine, my ma keeping the puli ready for the fish curry 3. The last time I came here ay, I lost a mother size shad easy about one 10 kilos, choon them Dino. 4. Ay, me I don’t want to catch papa fish, I want to cast deep sea for the mother and father fish exse. The last question always kills me….. Oh damn we forgot to buy bait. Good Morning. Have a great day.
Posted on: Thu, 14 Aug 2014 04:01:28 +0000
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