For 2014 IPL is getting Nationalised...22 things proposed to happen in this course of time:For 2014 IPL is getting Nationalised...22 things proposed to happen in this course of time: 1. The new Commissioner of the IPL, will be an IAS officer, 1989 batch, transferred from the Food Corporation of India 1. The new Commissioner of the IPL, will be an IAS officer, 1989 batch, transferred from the Food Corporation of India 2. Mayawati will demand, however, that the new Chairman should be her own candidate,  Mr Dalit Modi. 2. Mayawati will demand, however, that the new Chairman should be her own candidate,  Mr Dalit Modi. 3. The name of Mumbai Indians will immediately be changed to Mumbai Manus. It will, naturally, field only Maharashtrians . All other players will have their legs broken. Zaheer Khan will have his house burned down. So will Irfan Pathan, Yusuf Pathan and Mohd Kaif. 3. The name of Mumbai Indians will immediately be changed to Mumbai Manus. It will, naturally, field only Maharashtrians . All other players will have their legs broken. Zaheer Khan will have his house burned down. So will Irfan Pathan, Yusuf Pathan and Mohd Kaif. 4. The Chennai Super Kings team will be renamed "Dravida Cricket Kazhagam". Subsequently one faction will break away and the team will split into DCK (DMK) and AIADCK, owing allegiance to Karunanidhi and Jayalalitha respectively 4. The Chennai Super Kings team will be renamed "Dravida Cricket Kazhagam". Subsequently one faction will break away and the team will split into DCK (DMK) and AIADCK, owing allegiance to Karunanidhi and Jayalalitha respectively 5. Each political party will have its own team: BJP Bandits, Congress Cobras, CPI  Cadres, Samajwadi Strikers, CPM Challengers, Trinamul Tigers etc 5. Each political party will have its own team: BJP Bandits, Congress Cobras, CPI  Cadres, Samajwadi Strikers, CPM Challengers, Trinamul Tigers etc 6. Auction of players will be replaced by teams calling for tenders for players. The lowest priced players will be picked. 6. Auction of players will be replaced by teams calling for tenders for players. The lowest priced players will be picked. 7. Cheerleaders will be replaced by honorable ministers who will give speeches during breaks in the match 7. Cheerleaders will be replaced by honorable ministers who will give speeches during breaks in the match 8. Sonia Gandhi will insist that 30% of each team should be reserved for be women 8. Sonia Gandhi will insist that 30% of each team should be reserved for be women 9. Mayawati will demand that SC/ST players will need to run for only 18 yards instead of 22 yards between the wickets 9. Mayawati will demand that SC/ST players will need to run for only 18 yards instead of 22 yards between the wickets 10. Third Umpire requests will have to be filled in triplicate and duly notarized 10. Third Umpire requests will have to be filled in triplicate and duly notarized 11. All Third Umpire decisions will be referred to a Joint Parliamentary Commission. 11. All Third Umpire decisions will be referred to a Joint Parliamentary Commission. 12. IPL tickets will henceforth be available at all post offices and BSNL centers from 10 a.m. to 12.45 p.m. The facility to purchase tickets on your cell-phone will immediately be withdrawn 12. IPL tickets will henceforth be available at all post offices and BSNL centers from 10 a.m. to 12.45 p.m. The facility to purchase tickets on your cell-phone will immediately be withdrawn 13. Replacing an injured foreign player can be done only through a Tatkal application submitted 48 hours after a Govt doctor examines him 13. Replacing an injured foreign player can be done only through a Tatkal application submitted 48 hours after a Govt doctor examines him 14. Cheerleaders will be replaced by retired Air-India flight attendants. 14. Cheerleaders will be replaced by retired Air-India flight attendants. 15. These new cheerleaders will perform the folk dances of the states they represent during breaks 15. These new cheerleaders will perform the folk dances of the states they represent during breaks 16. IPL matches will be shown only on Doordarshan. They will be telecast the day immediately following the match, from 4 a.m. to 7.30 a.m. and subsequently from 3.30 a.m. to 7p.m, subject to satellite link-up availability 16. IPL matches will be shown only on Doordarshan. They will be telecast the day immediately following the match, from 4 a.m. to 7.30 a.m. and subsequently from 3.30 a.m. to 7p.m, subject to satellite link-up availability 17. Between each  innings break Doordarshan will telecast the news in Hindi, followed by news for  the hearing impaired. 17. Between each  innings break Doordarshan will telecast the news in Hindi, followed by news for  the hearing impaired. 18. Agricultural shots can be played only during the phase of the game termed "Krishi Darshan" 18. Agricultural shots can be played only during the phase of the game termed "Krishi Darshan" 19. There will be no matches on weekends or on national/regional holidays 19. There will be no matches on weekends or on national/regional holidays 20. The three stumps will be painted saffron, white and green. 20. The three stumps will be painted saffron, white and green. 21. Bowlers will have to bowl sarpatti and ghasssarkundi balls to the reserved players. 21. Bowlers will have to bowl sarpatti and ghasssarkundi balls to the reserved players. 22. Pakistan will immediately announce its intention to start its own version of the tournament called PPL and Mr Zardari will make a visit to Washington to meeet President Obama and seek an additional grant of $1 billion to fund it
Posted on: Fri, 02 Aug 2013 16:30:06 +0000
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