For my birthday, my sister Kim Retzlaff gave me list of the Top 25 Favorite Songs for People Your Age. Without further ado, I present #25: Lets Get Physicals (Sung to the tune of Physical by Olivia Newton John) Were saying all the things that you need to hear Cancer and Indigestion I tried to warn you before that time You got a kidney stone I took you to your family physician Then to a nutritionist Theres only one thing left to do Let someone grope cojonees Lets get physicals, physicals I wanna get a physical Lets get into physicals Let me hear your heart murmur, your heart murmur Lemme hear your heart murmur Lets get physicals, physicals I wanna get a physical Lets get into physicals Let me see your hernia, your hernia Let me see your hernia I warned you, I really did Tried to tell you about your problems Your hearts too big for your chest Dont make me cause a scene Im sure youll understand the doctors words When he says you need to cough You gotta know that youre bringin out The masochist in me Lets get physicals, physicals I wanna get a physical Lets get into physicals Let me check your leprosy, your leprosy Lemme check your leprosy Lets get physicals, physicals I wanna get a physical Lets get into physicals Let me see your pancreas, your pancreas Hand me your pancreas Lets get physicals, physicals I wanna get a physical Lets get into physicals Ill send your bill in the mail, in the mail Ill send it in the mail You owe dinero, dinero Mucho, mucho dinero Lets get into money talk Let me hear your wallet gasp, your wallet gasp Lemme hear your wallet gasp
Posted on: Fri, 05 Dec 2014 01:34:47 +0000
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