For the last week I have woken up and turned on the TV it defaults to MTV and this song has been playing.... over that period the song has started to stick... I have actually liked it and started humming it as I brushed my teeth. Today it came on and i turned around to see who it was.... In my Horror i found that it was Taylor Swift.... Now she is a talented artist but lets be honest she is a teeny bopper artist not a grown man artist and since I just went to a Slipknot concert the fact that I actually liked this song was earth shattering. I have lost my man card..... totally shredded it by enjoying a Taylor Swift song so I am taking steps to fix it. This weekend when i go home i will execute the following plan of action 1- No bathing period .. crap my pants well I just sit in that shit and man up! 2- Watch nothing but war movies, football games, fishing and hunting shows and dude you are screwed episodes which covers survival skills .. and the viking series in total!!! this will balance out my CHI 3- Eat nothing but meat products and sour dough bread no fruits , vegetables nor sweets... by liking this song I am sweet enough 4- Only use the latrine outside .. when it is #2 wipe with leaves... referring to step one this should toughen me up and make me dirtier ! 5- Only listen to slipknot, mudvayne, staind, sevendust and tool... at max volume to reeducate my musical mind. 6- Finally I will scowl frown, grunt fart burb and be my inner old man. If something good happens to me it warrants a grunt only .. If something amuses me only my eyes can smile my face must remain stoic ! So there it is I promise family and friends I will right this ship and get back to being a man.. just ignore my amazon music folder for this song may or may not be in it already :) https://youtube/watch?v=e-ORhEE9VVg
Posted on: Thu, 11 Dec 2014 13:30:46 +0000