For those close to me, this is a theory they are probably sick of hearing, but I think its high time I put it to the general public. Late night trips to McDonalds often lead to a request to sit in bay 1 while they make your order. McDonalds seem to think its a nice idea to give you your drink while you wait in bay 1, as some sort of aperitif to tide you over, while you wait for your food. This is where their model breaks down. The customer is left with no choice but to take a sip or 2 while they wait. Before you know it, half your drink is gone, the ice is beginning to melt, & worst of all - the fizz is disappearing from your ludicrously over priced cup of profit. Now youve got an amalgamation of watery-Icey-sugary bullshit in your hand, & it is not nearly enough to quench the inevitable thirst that comes from eating food with such high salt & MSG content. So now what Ronald? I go back round the merry-go-round of the drive through system, & pay you another £1.59 for 0.0004 pence worth of coke? I think not. I think you bring the drinks with the food next time Ronald, & you dont leave me in a state of temptation & suspense while in really high. F*ckin mature company? Youve got a clown as your mascot. F*ckin Taitys. #businessguru #consultant #mcdonalds
Posted on: Sun, 14 Dec 2014 16:16:14 +0000
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