For those thinking of seeing Transformers, Ill save you the time. Heres every Michael Bay movie summarized in 5 Scenes: Scene 1: Megan Fox is happy; Aerosmith plays happy song Scene 2: EXPLOSION!!! (Ouch, my ears) Scene 3: Megan fox is sad. Aerosmith plays a sad song. Scene 4: BIGGER EXPLOSION!!! (My large intestine ruptured); enter protagonist; Megan fox is hopeful; Aerosmith plays a sorta rockin tune Scene 5: EXPLOSION!!!!! (Seriously, Im not that old, but I think I felt my ribs vibrate and I pooped myself; Im now deaf); protagonist saves day; Megan fox is happy; Aerosmith plays happy ballad. Roll Credits
Posted on: Sat, 28 Jun 2014 06:52:14 +0000