From Bill Schweinle~~~ Subj: Life Skills • Im not saying lets go kill all the stupid people. Im just saying lets remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out. • I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now. • You can tell a lot about a womans mood just by her hands. If she is holding a gun, shes probably angry. • Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers. • You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? Thats common sense leaving your body. • I dont like making plans for the day because then the word premeditated gets thrown around in the courtroom. • I didnt make it to the gym again today. That makes five years in a row. • I decided to change calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning. • Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers: when you find one, whats your plan?
Posted on: Thu, 19 Jun 2014 23:46:28 +0000
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