From David Letterman’s Wednesday night monologue: “Last night, did you see the full moon? No, you didn’t, it was blacked-out by Time Warner. I don’t know if you know what’s going on but it’s week three now that the evil goons at Time Warner are blacking-out CBS all across the country. They say now that they’re actually having some talks between Time Warner and CBS and they say they are going well. Yeah, you know, like the talks between Egypt and the Muslim Brotherhood. Here’s what I know about the people at Time Warner: They invented the remote control. You know sometimes you press in three digits on your remote control and only two come up on the screen? They invented that.”
Posted on: Sat, 24 Aug 2013 05:22:51 +0000
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